Monday, November 20, 2006
|| 12:06 AM
"people fall for people" that's anittha thanabalan's theory. i'm not gonna disagree. im not gonna say anything dumb like: "ooo... y dun ppl fall 4 animals instead?" Beastiality is sick. REally. N pl hu indulge in it are comparable to the likes of child rapists n murderers n terrorists n bush. get da pic? aniwae, back to the topic at hand.
"people fall for people"
but y do some people fall for only some people. dun get it? let me be more specific? y does a certain female or male teenage or middle aged or "AGED" homosapien fall for a member of the opposite or common homosapien sex-clan? okok. in english, now altogether: why does a girl or (or man/woman) fall for another girl or boy? y dis particular girl or boy instead of another? yeah, yeah. It's not like as if every human only falls for one person in their lifetime. i know, i noe! but sometimes u juz fall 4 dis person so hard, its really hard to get up again yea? its true. i noe its true.
is it cos of the looks? The character? The common interest or identity? The aura dat the "significant other" exudes? Their popularity? their mundane existence?(as if.) is it all or any of that? or is it something greater? is it smth we cnt control? is dat a feasible potion? is it possible, dat deh is a greater force or existence out there dat controls da way our hearts go on a major "hard-thumping-in-my-chest" marathon wenever dis "someone" appears, brushes past u, smiles at u or, god forbid, speks to u? or is it juz plain dumb luck? that one shld fall 4 another simply because he or she was deh at dat poin in time, in dat place weh one juz happened 2 look up n catch da other's eye? (dis coming frm experience of course.)
is deh really a graeter entity out deh dat decides "dumb blonde #8053496" falls 4 "even dumber jock #5964432147" on the 4th day of christmas in madison square garden, 200 feet frm da entrance, 20 feet frm da left fence, beside da ridiculous fountain, at 0031 hours, wen she looks up frm Vogue pg47, n catches him drooling at her over his 2nd triple scoop, butterscotch, chocolate chip cookie dough n strawberry, ice cream cone?
it cld b possible u noe. or it cld be not. at the end of da dat, noone really noes. Frankly i tink no one really gives a damn. u fall 4 someone n if u're lucky dat other person falls 4 u too, n hey! hu noes? u cld live happily ever after! but, if u're not so lucky, as most fans of Elvis, westlife, BSB, etc... found out sooner or later, ur feeling dun get returned sometimes. in most of these cases it is because of the way da person chooses or is chosen 2 fall 4 da most unlikely or "impossible-to-get" person. now, dis is usually weh many heartbreaks, late niot fone calls 2 da best fren, binge eating, or bulimia n teasing begin. wen "major geek #457913" falls 4 "major HOT jerk #99932476" majorly, da odds of him or her actually even speaking 2 da major jerk is, let's say: negative infinity to -o.oooooooooooooo1. yeah.
dat's wad life's all abt sucker! deh's no point in crying over it, although u can try 2 pacify urself by juz staring at his or her back at every god given opportunity, "cos u aint probably gonna b able 2 look dat person in da eye, even tho he or she probably does'nt even noe or care abt ur veri existence, n has not da slightest idea abt ur deepest darkest fantasies which involve lots of "exercise", probably a bed, n him or her with preferably no clothes on. yeap.
so if dis greater entity which decides hu u fall for, hu falls 4 u, hu u DO or DON'T end up with, really does exist, i suggest u stop crying n blaming urself, wen ur "one true love #354" or "biggest crush #73" decides 2 leave ur sch or company n u get no chance 2 ever c him or her again. instead, blame the aptly named, "greater entity which fucks up lives".
P.S. if ya ever meet da "greater entity dat fucks up lives", give HIM (i'm callin him a HIM 'cos the weaker sex are always 2 be blamed 4 fucking up our lives aniwae) a strong upper cut to HIS jaw n kick HIM where it hurts MOST for me ayte? Ayte.
reyy.0.4.7.
bound and broken;
