.:.broken silence.:.

2006-11-20T00:06:00.000-08:00

"people fall for people"
that's anittha thanabalan's theory.
i'm not gonna disagree. im not gonna say anything dumb like:
"ooo... y dun ppl fall 4 animals instead?"
Beastiality is sick. REally. N pl hu indulge in it are comparable to the likes
of child rapists n murderers n terrorists n bush. get da pic?
aniwae, back to the topic at hand.

"people fall for people"

but y do some people fall for only some people.
dun get it?
let me be more specific?
y does a certain female or male teenage or middle aged or "AGED"
homosapien fall for a member of the opposite or common homosapien sex-clan? okok.
in english, now altogether:
why does a girl or (or man/woman) fall for another girl or boy?
y dis particular girl or boy instead of another?
yeah, yeah. It's not like as if every human only falls for one person in their lifetime. i know, i noe!
but sometimes u juz fall 4 dis person
so hard, its really hard to get up again yea?
its true. i noe its true.

is it cos of the looks? The character? The common interest or identity?
The aura dat the "significant other" exudes? Their popularity? their mundane existence?(as if.)
is it all or any of that?
or is it something greater? is it smth we cnt control? is dat a feasible potion? is it possible, dat deh is a greater force or existence out there dat controls da way our hearts go on a major "hard-thumping-in-my-chest" marathon wenever dis "someone" appears, brushes past u, smiles at u or, god forbid, speks to u?
or is it juz plain dumb luck? that one shld fall 4 another simply because he or she was deh at dat poin in time, in dat place weh one juz happened 2 look up n catch da other's eye? (dis coming frm experience of course.)

is deh really a graeter entity out deh dat decides "dumb blonde #8053496" falls 4 "even dumber jock #5964432147" on the 4th day of christmas in madison square garden, 200 feet frm da entrance, 20 feet frm da left fence, beside da ridiculous fountain, at 0031 hours, wen she looks up frm Vogue pg47, n catches him drooling at her over his 2nd triple scoop, butterscotch, chocolate chip cookie dough n strawberry, ice cream cone?

it cld b possible u noe. or it cld be not. at the end of da dat, noone really noes. Frankly i tink no one really gives a damn. u fall 4 someone n if u're lucky dat other person falls 4 u too, n hey! hu noes? u cld live happily ever after! but, if u're not so lucky, as most fans of Elvis, westlife, BSB, etc... found out sooner or later, ur feeling dun get returned sometimes. in most of these cases it is because of the way da person chooses or is chosen 2 fall 4 da most unlikely or "impossible-to-get" person. now, dis is usually weh many heartbreaks, late niot fone calls 2 da best fren, binge eating, or bulimia n teasing begin. wen "major geek #457913" falls 4 "major HOT jerk #99932476" majorly, da odds of him or her actually even speaking 2 da major jerk is, let's say:
negative infinity to -o.oooooooooooooo1.
yeah.

dat's wad life's all abt sucker! deh's no point in crying over it, although u can try 2 pacify urself by juz staring at his or her back at every god given opportunity, "cos u aint probably gonna b able 2 look dat person in da eye, even tho he or she probably does'nt even noe or care abt ur veri existence, n has not da slightest idea abt ur deepest darkest fantasies which involve lots of "exercise", probably a bed, n him or her with preferably no clothes on. yeap.

so if dis greater entity which decides hu u fall for, hu falls 4 u, hu u DO or DON'T end up with, really does exist, i suggest u stop crying n blaming urself, wen ur "one true love #354" or "biggest crush #73" decides 2 leave ur sch or company n u get no chance 2 ever c him or her again. instead, blame the aptly named, "greater entity which fucks up lives".

P.S. if ya ever meet da "greater entity dat fucks up lives", give HIM (i'm callin him a HIM 'cos the weaker sex are always 2 be blamed 4 fucking up our lives aniwae) a strong upper cut to HIS jaw n kick HIM where it hurts MOST for me ayte? Ayte.

2006-11-07T00:45:00.000-08:00

i shall hafta use green font.
cos pussy insists on doing so.
aniwae, i finally changed ok... so stop
complainig!!!!
pussy so stop reading this over my shoulder!!!!
im using green font. i dun care wad u say.
its green.
see. i can b stubborn.

i'm at penis's house updating my blog
n spreading my germs all arnd!
haiz... pussy is a
MOTHERBITCH.
anittha introduced it.
she made us wait for more den an hour at
toa payoh.
dun U complain,,
u motherbitch.
n today she made me wait at sembawang
for more den forty mins.
(she's actually dictating her mistakes man)
motherbitch.motherbitch.motherbitch.
the more u tell me not to say it
I WILL.

muahahahahahahahahahahah(=

i have somebody on friendster(=

no thanks to pussy.

i haf a new white jackett
n everyone cnt takes their hands off ME!!!!
(pussy says with the jackett, nt without)

i say, FUCK U PUSSY.

u owe me lunch 4 da rest of ur MI life.

BTW, WE ALL MADE IT!!!!

n penis, u better get that role on channel 5 yeah?

luv ya babe(=

n i'm sry to those hu tried to call me n cld'nt contact me
or i nv reply.

my fone's screwed.
haiz...

istillLOVEuguys(=

2006-11-06T01:37:00.000-08:00

<<<

hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.
hello.

wad to say?
i oso dunno.
val says SAKUNER.

i say BINGO!!!!

ok guys we need a part time job, so if u haf any...
kol me ayte?

n...

i update all pics already ayte?

buai buai (=

2006-09-04T23:11:00.000-07:00

dis is anus's latest hairstyle, thanks 2 pussy (=
penis is licking herself!!! ahahahahahaha!!!!
after she got cake down her shorts
me n pussy under the mistle-"cherry"-toe (=
this is "black forest whitening cream"
da best in da market!!!
shirin got to b da first tester.. ahaha.. how was it?

hahahahahah...

this is da funniest thing i've seen this past few weeks!!!

according to anus

"beng beng electrical"

willl be tall n yellow's future employer...

riiite...

yst was my birfdae!!!

n my bez frens called me

n i got a surprise party frm

priya the pussy

janice da penis

anittha da anus

shirin-osauraus.

yep yep...

thank u guys loads!!!

of course i haven forgotten the horror of

getting freakin lost in pasir ris park.

(priya is screaming beside me)

(shhhh dis is da library!)

we haf pon lessons so wtf r we doing in sch man????

the devil wears prada is fucking good man!!!!

ok... now i've updated i gotta go babes

muahz...

2006-08-23T21:47:00.000-07:00

helooooo frens
dis is during econs so i gotta do it fast
'fore she catches me ayte...

o fuck deh goes da bell...

juz wanna remind everyone go listen to

'death cab for cutie"

i will follow u into the darkness..

damn nice song man!!!

"love of mine
someday u will die
i'll b close behind
n follow u into the dark.."

ok la bye!!!!

2006-07-20T19:49:00.000-07:00

im bored.

like seriously effing bored...
listening to

"fixing a broken heart"

by indecent obsession...

i dig da name..

indecent obsession...

shiok song...

4 rainy days lor... (=

2dae is

RACIAL
HARMONY
DAE.

hahahaha...
wadda fark sia???
so many ppl wearing sari!!!1
hahahaha...
turns out janice can tie a sari better
den me...
wad a god damn lousy indian i am..

im strangely being reminded of da dae
me, pro, n janice hung out at toa payoh...
3 pretty broke individuals...
ahahaha..
den we went bra shopping for me...
wadda hell sia???
hahaha...
acording 2 janice my new bras
make my boobs more perky?
kannina la da girl...

to janice lim-smth-or-anth...
--> im never forging u 4
flashing me in toa payoh ok?
like da guy asked, "y'd u do dat???"

pandi.

ok la...
shall start doing smth more
inmpt with da tym i haf
from ponning da
goddamn econs lesson...

like mayb figure out hu
2 bring on my parents behalf 4 da
god damn teacher parent meeting...

kannina.

2006-07-20T07:43:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHA
janice has a blog.
dyan has a blog.
heidy has a blog.
n i juz found out.

okkkkk....

oh my god.

first n foremost.
those motherfuckers better leave deepa n his girl
alone.

seriously.
some ppl r juz born to make others'
lives difficult.

nabay.

wah lan eh...

nxt.

after reading janice's blog.

u think ur mom is racist bee?

try livin with da queen bee in my crib..

nabay...

u will DIE.

seriously.

cnt wait 2 get da fuck outta

purgutory.

hell-fcking-hole.

tmr is racial harmony dae

wonder wad he'll wear (:

2006-07-15T08:38:00.000-07:00

7 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME
1. i love shoulders
2. apparently i love bengs
3. apparently i love fugly things
4. i absolutely DESPISE posers
5. i get high on some ppl really fast
6. i actually(tho rarely) squeal
7. i like big butts

7 THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. scary movies dat r scary n nt stoopid or onli gory.
2. exams damnit.
3. closed toilet seats dat i haf to open in order 2 complete any business.
4. ppl hu constantly stare at u
5. ppl hu constantly look dead
6. strange noises wen deh shld'ny be strange noises
7. wen "purgatory (home) calling" flasshes on my handphone
accompanied by sean paul's temprature) :

7 RANDOM MUSIC AT THE MOMENT
1. hotel california- the eagles
2. gasolina- daddy yankee
3. somewhere only we know- keane
4. fixing a broken heart- indecent obsession
5. rompe- daddy yankee
6. blind- lifehouse
7. kiss from a rose- seal

7 THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. wadda fuck???
2. fuck u
3. kannina
4. cheebai
5. oh my god!
6. nabay
7. bastard

7 PEOPLE TO DO THIS
1. neesa
2. anonymous (1)
3. dia
4. anonymous (2)
5. ara
6. Anonymous (3)
7. val

2006-07-15T08:26:00.000-07:00

Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog
with 6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself,
saying who tagged you. In the end you need to
choose the 5 people to be tagged and list their names.
No tag backs.
(tagged by shirin dat moron.)

1). i love shoulders (:
2). apparently i like bengs.
3). i love complete darkness at nite. i mean complete.
4). apparently i love fugly things.
5). i despise posers.
6). i love tall skinny ppl.

i tag...
1) val
2)nadira
3)neesa
4)dia
5)ara

ok la.

bubye (:

2006-07-10T07:08:00.000-07:00

o my god.
my france lost.

OBVIOUSLY
god does'nt want me to stop
swearing for dat long.

HAIZ.

sha!!!
i saw u todae!!!
u bitch!!!
sure u going for PW or
PROJECT WORK????
hmmmmm...

hee hee...

i miss u sexxxy (=

2006-07-09T07:21:00.000-07:00

shirin n i haf decided 2 rob a bank.
yeah... we haf decided...
and we haf an accomplice too.
so dat will make a grand total
of 3 robbers.

ME.
SHIRIN.
ANITTHA.

YEAH...
hee hee...

ok.
dis is da bank we're robbin.

the swiss bank.

onli da biggest, riches n most hardest 2 rob bank.
yeah...
no BIG.

we'll each b providin these:

me: the toy guns n bags 2 put da stash in
shirin: ski masks n the getaway vehicle...
(a bike till further notice)
anttha: a van, n change da license plates so dey cnt trace us,
an offshore accnt, (so even if we get caught da gov
wun b able 2 touch da MONEY!)

n anittha will demand all da money dey hav...
me n shirin will juz lk threatenin...

hmmm according 2 shirin, if we drive da van
without a licence den we will b breakin da law
bt wen i ask her abt ROBBING A BANK,
she said "onli borrowing money wad!"

hee hee...

wad 2 do wit da cash???

me:
1) liposuction (hee hee)
2) buy someone's shoulders!!!
3)an island wit my name!
4) permanent hair removal (except its nt permanent,
onli lasts six mnths so y da fuck do dey call it
PERMANENT is da real question here.)
5) do my hair
6)GET DA FUCK OUT OF SCHOOL.
7)many piercings
8)tatoo sayin : TRY LOVIN UR PARENTS

anittha:
1) fix her skin (apparently she has a bilion zits, i tink im blind)
2) set up a clinic for psychology
3) pray dave falls in love wit her
(me: u can always BRIBE him babe=)

o wells...

portugal stinx

france gonna win tonite...

and god, U SEXXXY BABE...

MY OFFER'S STILL ON (=

2006-07-09T06:57:00.000-07:00

OK.
I OFFICIALY MISS U ASSHOLES.

The milky way upon the heavens,
Is twinkling just for you,
And mr. moon, he came by,
To say goodnight to you.

I sing for you,I sing for mother,
Were praying for the world,
And for the people everywhere,
Gonna show them all we care,

Oh my sleeping child,
The world's so wild,
But you built your own
paradise,
That's one reason why
I cover you sleeping child.

If all the people around the world,
They had a mind like yours,
We'd have no fighting and no wars,
There would be lasting peace on earth.
If all the kings and all the leaders,
Could see you here this way,
They would hold the earth in there arms,
They would learn to watch you play.

Oh my sleeping child,
The world's so wild,
But you built your own
paradise,
That's one reason why
I cover you sleeping child.

Cover my child,
I'm gonna cover my sleeping child,
Keep you away,
Keep you away from the world so wild,
Keep you away from the world,
Away from the world so wild,

Oh my sleeping child,
The world's so wild,
But you built your own
paradise,
That's one reason why
I cover you sleeping child

such a beautiful song rite?

i totalli love dis song,

"sleeping child"

by michael learns to rock.

fantastic stuff man (=

oh my god..

les blues MUST win tonite.

2006-07-08T00:32:00.000-07:00

how come all da
effing fonts look
da effing same?

aiyah... wadeva larhhh...

dear reader.
dis goes out to u hu actualli
spares sum veri important few
mins in ur life 2 come check out
my stinkin blog.

THANK U.

nothing much of course.
but i juz decided 2 sae it aniwae.
after reading my tag board i
realised how every nite or daeu sit
in front of ur computer, n
suddenly u rmb, "o yes!
Renuka has a blog! i shall go visit it!"

n den...

DISSAPOINTMENT.

y? cos i either:

a) forgot2 update my blog
b) simply cld'nt b bothered 2 do so
since i figured nth interesting had
happened in da anth dae of my
futile existence dat deserved 2 b typed
out in a blog n posted in
da net.
(nt dat anth dat happens in my life is
actualli worth noting anyway.)
c) forgot dat i even had a blog.
d) sum fucked up shit happened dat
ruined my mood 2 even sit in front of
a fucking monitor n even lay my hands
on da fucking keyboard.

yeah.

so aniwae.

i'd juz lyk 2 sae

thank u veri much 4 ur
continued support.
i hope i dun let u u down
dat often.
n i'll try 2 rmb 2 update dis
damn thing.
if ever it seems dat i've forgotten of
its veri existence, continue being da kind
fren dat u r n GENTLY(!) knock me on
my head 2 remind me 2 go do
something abt it.

ayte?

dats all folks.

spank u veri much.

2006-07-06T06:18:00.000-07:00

france forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so there all u non-believers!!!!

i tole u it will b france vs italy!!!

m i a genius or a genius????

wahahahahaha (:

cant wait 4 mondae mornin!!!!!

AHHAHAHHAHAHAH (:

yest, me n anus had realli freaky nightmares of each other,
except mine was da sick kinda nightmare.
n hers was da super scary freaky shit kanda nitemare!

i dreamt dat me, anus , val were walkin ouside library...

den got *ahem* someone's class deh too..

den suddenly anus started flirting wit him!!!

she was all,

"u look so good todae" *broken wrist thing goin on*

*in a sappy slut voice*

n he was flirting BACK WITH HER!!!!

he was all, "i like ur hair..."
n fluffing it up!!!!

me n val were lyk wadda fuck????

n i was juz seething i tell u...

got fucking smoke coming out of my ears la..

o welll...

onli a nitemare...

anus dream more scary wan...

she dreamt we were at sum shop.

n 4 sum reason. i got a picture of thin embedded in a

diamond locket. den wen we were walkin,

i dropped da locket...

n she picked it up 4 me...

but da pic had changed 2 my lil cuz, ravi,

n he was like totalli banged up n shit

n he looked dead, accordin 2 her...

scary nonsense she dream sia...

niwaes...

i gotta go now (:

Dear god:

i still keep my promise dat i wun swear

till promos if france winworld cup dis year!

*crosses fingers in anticipation*

2006-07-05T09:17:00.000-07:00

wahahaha...
finalli updating again..
well first i'd lyk to say a
BIG
HUGE
ENORMOUS
thank you
to: vegawee!!!
wahahahahaha... 4 finalli solving da problem wit my blog...
thanks babe(=

welll...
stinkin mid years are here lor...
nabay.. started studying one dae earlier!

every year, i tell myself, dis yr i will change
dis yr i will study 4 exam every nite.
dis yr i will pass my exam
dis ty i won't procastinate.

every yr i tink i lie to myself.

dis yr no different.
o well...

aniwaes..
damn screwed 4 lit... anyhow i whack da question la...
aiyoh...
den i turn to my left n i saw ravi laffing away..
i was thinking,"Basket so easy ah? hope da teacher pur coffee over his paper sia.."
den he show me his ans 2 question 2 n i nearly burst out laffing la...
kannina...
only one or two paragraphs....
n i tot i was bad.

o well (=

history damn screwed.

no nd to sae anything...

yah..
studying 4 maths now...
juz finished like da whole log part..
exam onli seven n a half hours away, now onli studying...
siala...
confirm die sia...
i hope mr ng brings calculator tmr...
if nt i sit deh n laff.. den cry.
heh.

hmmmz...
me n shirin seem 2 haf become travel freakz overnite..

da other nite, i was bored shitless,
so itole her of my plans 2 marry sum random rich old man
n wen he dies i take all his money n bring my frens 4 vacation.
so i asked a few ppl weh dey want to go:

shirin: many places, for their food...
val: hawaii
anittha(anus): africa (to help children, nabay, want 2 go vacation
she want go help childen, siala...)
deepak: the bank. to transfer ur money to my account :) (y africa????)
(me: yah riiite...)

den me n shirin had dis conversation via sms:

me: italy or france! hot guys!!!
shirin: aiyoh! is dat all u tink of???
me: ok la, scenery wise, i want to either greece or new zealand
history wise, i want either egypt or greece again, n rome too
shirin: finally! dats a gd choice!
me: i want go spain! got bull fighting!
shirin: hehe, go 4 wad? we go msia alreadi gt cock fighting! xD
me: -_-"
shirin: how bout turkey? got shish kebab!!!
me: yeah!!!
shirin: xD ooh! go france 4 pastries!!! n.. err.. cheese xD
me: riite... go greece! wonder wad food dey haf...
shirin: hmmm i dunno, i tink ceasar salad?
me: hmmm...oh! japan 4 sushi!!!!
shirin: oooh! yahh!!! den let's go india 4 curry!! n errr....
china 4 noodles!!!whee!!! :/

wahahahah... dunno how my vacation idea turned into a food hunt kinda
thing sia...
oh well...

haha... on tuesdae sitting in da libary wit shirin, deepak(daffodil), cordelia all..
supposed 2 b studying lit... bt ibviously we restless ppl were bored shitless la...
den i started msging shirin...
who was sittimn riite across me, n she started scolding me!!!
wahahaha...
den daffodil became super restless
n even tho he was sitting rite beside me, like a feww centimetres away
he msg me.. trying 2 show he veri rich la!

daffodil: basket
me: -_-"
daffodil: go to hell :)
me: ok. i'll see you there!!!
daffodil: save a place 4 me, bt i'll b goin 2 create havoc in heaven first :)
me: y god y?

wahahaha...
see all da crap we can do in one dae?

den i was offering deepa a veri good deal:

me: eh dsffodil, i offer u an all expense paid trip 2 bermuda triangle, want 2 go???
daffodil: o.O"
me: yah... iwant go deh 4 my honeymoon!!!
daffodil: y dun u send anittha as a test subject first?

wahahahah!!!!!

ok... maybe i will (=

oh my god!
i juz saw dis off da net!!!
im sorry all c.ronaldo fans,
apparently,

C. RONALDO HAS CHEEBAI CANCER.

yup. cos he's a balls-less fella.
we all agree he shall die a pain full death.. yeah..

anittha: he shld definitely get kicked in nuts
so hard he'll haf 2 surgically remove dem n his dick
as well. den he wun b able 2 fuck whichever
gender he sleeps with.

yeah... stinkin gay icon.

shaliniano: i hate portugal forever.
portugese players r star actors. *hint hint*
*da person hu got rooney sent off* dey shld juz
get in2 da acting business n stop making ppl cry.

(me: hell yeah...)

make my gerrard cry... fucker sia...

o well...
tym 2 get bac 2 stoopid math..

FRANCE vs portugal

in abt 2 hours tym...
nd 2 finish b4 dat...
pls god pls...
FRANCE vs ITALY
final...
pls pls pls (:
i promise i will not swear till promos
if france carry world cup dis yr!

2006-06-26T08:46:00.000-07:00

I’ll tell you flat out
It hurts to think of this
So from my tots I will exclude
The very thing that
I hat more then everything is
The way I’m powerless
2 dictate my own moods

I’ve thrown away
So many things that could’ve been so much more
And I just pray
My problems go away if they’re ignored
But that’s not the way it works
No that’s not ad way it works

**when I go down
I go down hard
N I take everything I’ve learned
N teach myself sum disregard
It hurts 2 hit the bottom
And of the things that got me there
I think if only I had fought them

If n when I can
Clear myself of this clouded mind
I’ll watch myself settle down
Into a place where peace can search me out n find
That I’m so ready 2 b found

I’ve thrown away
The hope I had in friendships
I’ve thrown away
So many things that could’ve been much more
I’ve thrown away
The secret to find an to this
N I just pray
My problems go away if they’re ignored
But that’s not the way it works
No that’s not the way it works

Any control I tot I had just slips rite thru my hands
While my ever-present conscience
Shakes its head n reprimands me
Reprimands me
Then n there
I confess
I’ll blame all this on my selfishness
Yet u love me
And that consumes me
And I’ll stand up again
And do so willingly

wen i go down-relient k

U give me hope, n hope it gives me life
U touch my heavy heart, when u do it u make it light
As I exhale I hear your voice
N I answer u, though I hardly make a noise
N from my lips
The words I choose to say
Seem pathetic, but it’s a fallen man’s praise
Because I love u
Oh god, I love u
And life is now worth living
If only because of u
And when they say I’m dead n gone
It won’t be further from the truth

When I go down
I lift my eyes up to u
I won’t look very far
Cause you’ll be there
Wit open arms
2 lift me up again
To lift me up again

dis song suits how im feelin rite now'dunno y
all those of u hu neva heard dis song
hafta go check it out seriously
its a beautiful song peepz
yah...
i gotta go now
dat's all 4 tonite..

-i'm sprung
now he's got me
got me doin things i'd neva do-

-reyy.0.4.7-

2006-06-18T08:48:00.000-07:00

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
so effing tired man...
aiiyohh....
went 2 work 2dae...
Times bookstore at suntec....
i tell u da amt of hot guys hangin arnd in
suntec at any pt of tym is astounding!
ha ha ha...
my work was kind aboring...
did da same thing 4 lyk 8 hours la...
hahaha....
my jeans are officialy too big.
parents hear me whining n buy me new ones PLS.

aiiii...
stoopid anittha refuses 2 believe da fact
dat bengs can b educated n CUTE tau?
so annoying
burn bitch burn...
aniwaes y do i say dey can b smart?
well obviouslt deh's a veri gd example veri
close 2 my heart... adidas hairstle guy himself...
(yeah...)
n todae during work deh were 2 guys
hu were sorta beng n stuff,,,
but dey spoke lyk realli gd english...
yeah...
so one of dem hu was quite CUTE
approached me n was lyk,
"excuse me, how can i look thfru dis book?"
(u see many of da books in display r wrapped
so he din noe whether he cld open it, so yah...)
naiwaes... den i juz helped him ah..
and he was realli aweet n stuff...
so i was trying 2 explain 2 dat loser anittha
dat tho it may seem impossible 2 her
da idea is pretty feasible..
hahahahaha... yeah...

hmmm...
actualli da expeerience todae was pretty
enlightening come 2 think of it..
i realised dat singaporen parents r so much more worse
den dy're children la..
wah lau...
we haf 2 arrange da shelves n stuff so dat da store always looks neat..
yeah..
i finished on shelf on da children's section n
i came back a few mins late n these few parents
actualli messed up da shelf realli badly la...
wah lau...
so annoying la...
n children's shelves are actualli da hardest 2 arrange
i din noe why until i saw dat lar..
n deh was dis realli annoying chinese lady, wif her husbandn BABY in a PRAM
going around pulling out random books,
den deciding it was too big
or too hard or too wadeva... n juz ignored da fact
dat i was actualli arranging da books n stuff!!!
argggggghhhh!!!!
da BABY was making baby noises n waving its arms arnd,
n she was lyk,
"u want dis book (insert baby's name)? it's too big 4 u!!"
i was lyk excuse me???
da baby was probably wondering weh da hell
da toys were la!!!
aiyoh...
sometimes some ppl can juz drive u up da wall la
lyk certain ppl wit a trademark jackass laughter...
yeah...

aniwaea im getting tired now...
so i shall turn on man...
i hope knn reads dis n ca=hanges her mind
ab t educated cute bengs (:

2006-06-14T04:13:00.000-07:00

this is for sha
hu insists dat i shld write abt da
realli sexxxy mannequin hu got da both of us
really turned on because
of his
INHUMAN
gorgeous shouders dat r
OUT OF DIS WORLD
he was wearing dis FRANCE shirt dat juz
made his gorgeous shoulders even more
JUICY
and
UNBEARABLE.

*drooolz*

-courtesy of SHALINI-

2006-06-14T00:04:00.000-07:00

aiii...
no time yesterdae to come online...
met up wit Sha n Rai
we were supposed 2 do SERIUOS shopping at bugis..
but dunno wad on earth happened..
hahaha..
we were so tired aft hangin out at bugis junction n da street market..

my god..
they had so many hot things at da street market..
damn it...
deh was dis damn hot shop weh dey sold
tees dat were decorated wit thoses little stones n were so HOT!
but each tee cost like $30++...
DAMN.

yeah... den we went topshop..
it was so weird!
deh was a section dat looked lyk freakin This Fashion!!!
we were damn shocked la...
i haf accepted Rai's explanation dat it was probably
da shipment 4 This Fashion ent wrongly 2 Topshop
n da sales ppl din noe dat so
dey juz put em up..
(damn.)

uh huh..

i suddenly remembered da fact dat
on monday wen we watched da Omen,
we were walkin arnd town,
da ppl from da "Four Million Smiles"
thing took our pic...
hahaha...
wonder whether they'll put it up man...
haha...

aniwaes, if KNN anittha reads dis,
juz wanna let u noe dat ur sursprise pary is
under construction.
be prepared for anything!!!

muahahahahah...

c ya on saturdae babes (:

2006-06-12T09:13:00.000-07:00

hello world...
muahahaha...
i'm bored...
its lyk 12;11 rite now according 2 my comp..
kinda wondering whether da gates of hell haf opened yet..
hmmm...
aniwaes...

todae was effing weird man.
first we had lit lesson in da morning
n i tot i was gonna be freakin late la...
stoopid.
end up damn freakin early...
mr lee noweh 2 b found man.
all i saw was 2 gals from B1!
later leen came la so not so bad..
yah...
den ANI hu was supposed 2 b damn late was actualli deh already...
so weird still no sign of anyone...
in da end only Purani and Kala oso turned up...
our lit class was dat tiny man...
soooo stooopid...

yeah... den i met up wit Hem n Hari!!!
we were finalli goin town again!!
hahaha...
wad deprived ppl...
i was actualli earli cos chris lee lesson end early..
den ani follow me go toa payoh meet hari n hem cos
she was on her way 2 town too 2 meet her pals..
(@ dis juncture i'd lyk 2 say how weird i tink ani is cos her bez fren is her bro.)
yup...
den we ended up waiting damn long 4 two assholes hutook their tym comin deh.
yeah... ASSHOLES...
uhhuh...
so we went n den we split..
ani went 2 shop shop wit her frens...
haha...

heh.
den hem was lyk
"i wanna watch da Omen!!!"
n i was lyk wadda hell i'm broke (as usual)
but we ended up watching it so yah!
hahaha...
it was realli funny cos like da movie onli start ten mins
n deh was dis a bit weird scene
we all juz screamed n laffed, (hari squealed lyk a gal.)
den dis woman started crying n shit n was lyk"i wanna get outta here!"
it was damn funni la...
n u noe hem
throughout da damn movie she was lyk
"Damien! it's all for you! i'm doin dis for u!"
n shit in her best freaky, possesed nny shit voice... (quote The Omen)
hah hah!
had a real good scare n laff in da theatre la...

yeah... den nas called suddenly n i was lyk o shit!
yeah... she came Potong Pasir
again (finalli)
n i went 2 meet her la...
we had a weird chat...
someones geting married!
bet u dunno hu...
nas told me...
i'll juz let u gez..
hahahaha....
aniwae best of luck 2 her cos
she's got lotsa plans 4 her future
unike me
hu's juz siting n stoning in every corner.
yeah
apparently, my "live 4 da moment!" motto
isnt goin down so well...

oops... time 2 go get some hmwrk done
(stoopid val do so much oredi. burn bitch burn.)
yeah..
hope i'll be bac tmr..
i'm known 4 abandoning my blog aft 1st 2 days...
haha.

-JOGA BONITO-

2006-06-11T10:55:00.000-07:00

Muahahahah!!!!
i finally got a new blog!
abandoned my old one like last year!
sorry guys!
hahahaha!
ok...
i gotta go change some stuff now...
got freakin lit lesson at ten...
wadda hell am i still doin up?

-jeez-